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    Everone Is Taking A Chance

    Good morning RRRRRR



    Ssss-Aaaa-Ffff-Eeee-Tttt-Yyyy
    Safety-Dance!

    Ah we can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
    Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
    Well they're are no friends of mine
    I say, we can go where we want to, A place where they will never find
    And we can act like we come from out of this world
    Leave the real one far behind,
    and we can dance

    We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
    Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
    Well they're are no friends of mine
    I say, we can go where we want to a place where they will never find
    And we can act like we come from out of this world
    Leave the real one far behind
    and we can dance.

    Francois!

    Ah we can go when we want to the night is young and so am I
    And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet
    and surprise 'em with the victory cry

    I Say we can act if want to if we don't nobody will
    And you can act real rude and totally removed
    And i can act like an imbecile
    I say we can dance, we can dance everything out control
    We can dance, we can dance we're doing it wall to wall
    We can dance, we can dance everybody look at your hands
    We can dance, we can dance everybody takin' the chance
    Safety dance
    Oh well the safety dance
    Ah yes the safety dance

    Ssss-Aaaa-Ffff-Eeee-Tttt-Yyyy
    Safety-Dance

    We can dance if we want to, we've got all your life and mine
    As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it
    Everything'll work out right
    I say, we can dance if we want to we can leave your friends behind
    Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
    Well they're are no friends of mine
    I say we can dance, we can dance everything out control
    We can dance, we can dance we're doing it wall to wall
    We can dance, we can dance everybody look at your hands
    We can dance, we can dance everybody's takin' the chance
    Oh Well the safety dance
    ah yes the safety dance
    Oh well the safety dance
    Oh well the safety dance
    Oh yes the safety dance
    Oh the safety dance yeah
    Oh it's the safety dance
    It's the safety dance
    Well it's the safety dance
    Oh it's the safety dance
    Oh it's the safety dance
    Oh it's the safety dance
    Oh it's the safety dance
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    this thread needs more hi res dancing with midgets, imho.

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    Red face Today Was a good day

    [Ice Cube]
    Break 'em off somethin
    [inhales] Shit..
    [exhales] Yo..
    Yo.. uhh..

    [Verse One]
    Just wakin up in the mornin gotta thank God
    I don't know but today seems kinda odd
    No barkin from the dog, no smog
    And momma cooked a breakfast with no hog (damn)
    I got my grub on, but didn't pig out
    Finally got a call from a girl I wanna dig out
    (Whassup?) Hooked it up for later as I hit the do'
    Thinkin will I live, another twenty-fo'
    I gotta go cause I got me a drop top
    And if I hit the switch, I can make the ass drop
    Had to stop, at a red light
    Lookin in my mirror and not a jacker in sight
    And everything is alright
    I got a beep from Kim, and she can fuck all night
    Called up the homies and I'm askin y'all
    Which park, are y'all playin basketball?
    Get me on the court and I'm trouble
    Last week fucked around and got a triple double
    Freakin niggaz everyway like M.J.
    I can't believe, today was a good day (shit!)

    [Verse Two]
    Drove to the pad and hit the showers
    Didn't even get no static from the cowards
    Cause just yesterday them fools tried to blast me
    Saw the police and they rolled right past me
    No flexin, didn't even look in a nigga's direction
    as I ran the intersection
    Went to $hort Dog's house, they was watchin Yo! MTV Raps
    What's the haps on the craps?
    Shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em
    Roll 'em in a circle of niggaz and watch me break 'em
    with the seven, seven-eleven, seven-eleven
    Seven even back do' Lil' Joe
    I picked up the cash flow
    Then we played bones, and I'm yellin domino
    Plus nobody I know got killed in South Central L.A.
    Today was a good day (shit!)

    [Verse Three]
    Left my nigga's house paid (what)
    Picked up a girl been tryin to fuck since the 12th grade
    It's ironic, I had the brew she had the chronic
    The Lakers beat the Supersonics
    I felt on the big fat fanny
    Pulled out the jammy, and killed the punanny
    And my dick runs deep, so deep
    So deep put her ass to sleep
    Woke her up around one
    She didn't hesitate, to call Ice Cube the top gun
    Drove her to the pad and I'm coastin
    Took another sip of the potion hit the three-wheel motion
    I was glad everything had worked out
    Dropped her ass off and then chirped out
    Today was like one of those fly dreams
    Didn't even see a berry flashin those high beams
    No helicopter looking for a murder
    Two in the mornin got the Fatburger
    Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
    And it read, "Ice Cube's a pimp" (yeah)
    Drunk as hell but no throwin up
    Half way home and my pager still blowin up
    Today I didn't even have to use my A.K.
    I got to say it was a good day (shit!)

    [Ice Cube]
    Hey wait, wait a minute Pooh, stop this shit
    What the fuck I'm thinkin about?

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    God I hate this song.. Was playing in the background at lunch today and cant get the damn thing out of my head!!!!!!!


    The lady in red by Chris De Burgh

    I've never seen you looking so lovely as you did tonight
    I've never seen you shine so bright
    I've never seen so many men ask you if you wanted to dance
    Looking for a little romance
    Given half a chance
    I have never seen that dress you're wearing
    Or the highlights in your hair that catch your eyes
    I have been blind

    The Lady in red
    Is dancing with me
    Cheek to cheek
    There's nobody here
    It's just you and me
    It's where I want to be
    And I hardly know there's beauty by my side
    I'll never forget the way you look tonight

    I've never seen you looking so gorgeous as you did tonight
    I've never seen you shine so bright
    You were amazing
    I've never seen so many people want to be there by your side
    And when you turned to me and smiled,
    It took my breath away
    I have never had such a feeling
    Such a feeling of complete and utter love as I do tonight

    The Lady in red
    Is dancing with me
    Cheek to cheek
    There's nobody here
    It's just you and me
    It's where I want to be
    And I hardly know there's beauty by my side
    I'll never forget the way you look tonight

    I never will forget the way you look tonight

    The lady in red
    The lady in red
    The lady in red
    My lady in red
    I love you

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    So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell
    Blue skies from pain
    Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail?
    A smile from a veil?
    Do you think you can tell?

    And did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts?
    Hot ashes for trees?
    Hot air for a cool breeze?
    Cold comfort for change?
    And did you exchange a walk on part in the war
    for a lead role in a cage?

    How I wish, how I wish you were here
    We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl
    year after year
    Running over the same old ground
    What have we found?
    The same old fears
    Wish you were here

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    ^^^^

    My favorite song of all time.

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    its up there on my list too great song


    and today's installment, a love song courtesy:

    Yeah...
    I mean I hear what you're saying I mean
    You got carried away in the moment
    And I could forgive you
    I could do that
    I could do anything if I want to

    (1st Verse Violent J)
    I could buy you a Lexus truck with a white leather interior
    I could kill off some bears and dogs and cats just to make you a fur coat
    I could love you and treat you with class
    And have babies falling all out your ass
    But thinking about that...
    I feel I'd rather kill you
    ['Cuz I got you in my car, and you ain't going nowhere bitch, you're dead]

    (Chorus x2- Violent J)
    I'd rather cut that neck in half
    I'd rather choke out that bitch-ass
    I'd rather chop and never stop
    Because you fucked my homies

    (2nd Verse- Violent J)
    I could take all the face paint off and get a real job working for Dad
    I would rather take a ten-pound axe and stick it in my painted forehead
    I could let you move into my house
    You'd fuck the neighbors every time I'd go out
    And wipe him off on my pillow [oh]
    But I think I'd rather kill you
    ['Cuz we parked all alone and it's real dark anyway, hey]

    (Chorus)

    (3rd Verse)
    I'm the one that killed your precious cat, and stuffed him in your mama's
    mailbox
    If I only hadn't cut off my hair, I'd choke you with all my dreadlocks
    When I scream at the moon every night [Heh heh!]
    You shouldv'e known something just ain't right
    'Cuz I'm gonna lose it
    And the I'm going to kill you
    ['Cuz the moon told me to, and it's watching us right now]

    (Chorus)

    (4th Verse)
    I could go back to school instead and try to get my diploma
    I'd much rather bang my head on the wall, until i fall into a coma
    'Cuz I can't get you out of my head
    I'd cut my head off but the I would be dead
    And I ain't the only one thats supposed to be dead
    So let's just die togetherrrrrraaaaaagghhh!!!

    (Chorus x4)
    Ahhh!! Let's just die together
    Ahhh, yeah!! Let's just die together
    Me and you, I'll kill you but, can you explain?
    Let's just die together
    Wicked clown told you, I'm gonna kill you
    And tonight we'll die together

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    My contribution for the older generation:

    They're Coming to Take me Away, Ha-Haaa!
    Napoleon XIV

    Remember when you ran away
    And I got on my knees
    And begged you not to leave
    Because I'd go beserk

    Well you left me anyhow
    And then the days got worse and worse
    And now you see I've gone
    Completely out of my mind

    And they're coming to take me away ha-haaa
    They're coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha haaa
    To the funny farm
    Where life is beautiful all the time
    And I'll be happy to see those nice young men
    In their clean white coats
    And they're coming to take me away ha haaa

    You thought it was a joke
    And so you laughed
    You laughed when I said
    That losing you would make me flip my lid

    Right? You know you laughed
    I heard you laugh. You laughed
    You laughed and laughed and then you left
    But now you know I'm utterly mad

    And they're coming to take me away ha haaa
    They're coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha haaa
    To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
    And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
    And they're coming to take me away ha haaa

    I cooked your food
    I cleaned your house
    And this is how you pay me back
    For all my kind unselfish, loving deeds
    Ha! Well you just wait
    They'll find you yet and when they do
    They'll put you in the A.S.P.C.A.
    You mangy mutt

    And they're coming to take me away ha haaa
    They're coming to take me away ha haaa ho ho hee hee
    To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time
    And I'll be happy to see those nice young men
    In their clean white coats

    And they're coming to take me away
    To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
    And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
    And they're coming to take me away ha haaa!
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    one of my favorites by "The King"

    A little less conversation, a little more action please
    All this aggravation ain't satisfactioning me
    A little more bite and a little less bark
    A little less fight and a little more spark
    Close your mouth and open up your heart and baby satisfy me
    Satisfy me baby

    Baby close your eyes and listen to the music
    Drifting through a summer breeze
    It's a groovy night and I can show you how to use it
    Come along with me and put your mind at ease

    A little less conversation, a little more action please
    All this aggravation ain't satisfactioning me
    A little more bite and a little less bark
    A little less fight and a little more spark
    Close your mouth and open up your heart and baby satisfy me
    Satisfy me baby

    Come on baby I'm tired of talking
    Grab your coat and let's start walking
    Come on, come on
    Come on, come on
    Come on, come on
    Don't procrastinate, don't articulate
    Girl it's getting late, gettin' upset waitin' around

    A little less conversation, a little more action please
    All this aggravation ain't satisfactioning me
    A little more bite and a little less bark
    A little less fight and a little more spark
    Close your mouth and open up your heart and baby satisfy me
    Satisfy me baby

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    My love she throws me like a rubber ball
    Oh oh oh, the sweetest thing
    She won't catch me or break my fall
    Oh oh oh, the sweetest thing
    Baby's got blue skies up ahead
    But in this I'm a rain cloud
    You know she likes a dry kind of love
    Oh oh oh, the sweetest thing


    I'm losing you
    Hey hey hey, I'm losing you yeah
    Ain't love the sweetest thing


    I wanted to run but she made me crawl
    Oh oh oh, the sweetest thing
    Eternal fire, she turned me to straw
    Oh oh, the sweetest thing
    You know I got black eyes
    But they burn so brightly for her
    Mine is a blind kind of love
    Oh oh oh, the sweetest thing


    I'm losing you
    Oh oh oh, I'm losing you yeah
    Ain't love the sweetest thing
    Oh oh oh, the sweetest thing
    Oh oh, yeah


    Blue-eyed boy meets a brown-eyed girl
    Oh oh oh, the sweetest thing
    You can sew it up but you still see the tear
    Oh oh oh, the sweetest thing
    Baby's got blue skies up ahead
    And in this I'm a rain cloud
    You know we got a stormy kind of love
    Oh oh oh, the sweetest thing
    Oh oh, the sweetest thing
    Oh oh oh, the sweetest thing
    Oh oh oh, the sweetest thing

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    hey, i've been awake for 2 hours, and havent posted the daily song yet! oops

    A long long time ago
    I can still remember how that music used to make me smile
    And I knew if I had my chance
    That I could make those people dance
    And maybe they'd be happy for a while.

    But February made me shiver
    With every paper I'd deliver
    Bad news on the doorstep
    I couldn't take one more step

    I can't remember if I cried
    When I read about his widowed bride
    But something touched me deep inside
    The day the music died

    So
    {Refrain}
    Bye-bye, Miss American Pie
    Drove my chevy to the levee
    But the levee was dry
    And them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye
    Singin' this'll be the day that I die
    This'll be the day that I die

    Did you write the Book of Love
    And do you have faith in God above
    If the Bible tells you so
    Do you believe in rock 'n roll
    Can music save your mortal soul
    And can you teach me how to dance real slow

    Well, I know that you're in love with him
    'Cause I saw you dancin' in the gym
    You both kicked off your shoes
    Man, I dig those rhythm and blues

    I was a lonely teenage broncin' buck
    With a pink carnation and a pickup truck
    But I knew I was out of luck
    The day the music died

    I started singin'
    {Refrain}

    Now for ten years we've been on our own
    And moss grows fat on a rollin' stone
    But that's not how it used to be
    When the jester sang for the King and Queen
    In a coat he borrowed from James Dean
    And a voice that came from you and me

    Oh, and while the King was looking down
    The jester stole his thorny crown
    The courtroom was adjourned
    No verdict was returned
    And while Lennon [Lenin?] read a book of Marx
    The quartet practiced in the park
    And we sang dirges in the dark
    The day the music died

    We were singing
    {Refrain}

    Helter Skelter in a summer swelter
    The Byrds flew off with a fallout shelter
    Eight miles high and falling fast
    It landed foul out on the grass
    The players tried for a forward pass
    With the jester on the sidelines in a cast

    Now the half-time air was sweet perfume
    While the Sergeants played a marching tune
    We all got up to dance
    Oh, but we never got the chance
    'Cause the players tried to take the field
    The marching band refused to yield
    Do you recall what was revealed
    The day the music died

    We started singing
    {Refrain}

    Oh, and there we were all in one place
    A generation Lost in Space
    With no time left to start again
    So come on, Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
    Jack Flash sat on a candlestick
    'Cause fire is the Devil's only friend

    Oh, and as I watched him on the stage
    My hands were clenched in fists of rage
    No angel born in hell
    Could break that Satan's spell
    And as the flames climbed high into the night
    To light the sacrifical rite
    I saw Satan laughing with delight
    The day the music died

    He was singing
    {Refrain}

    I met a girl who sang the blues
    And I asked her for some happy news
    But she just smiled and turned away
    I went down to the sacred store
    Where I'd heard the music years before
    But the man there said the music woudn't play

    And in the streets the children screamed
    The lovers cried, and the poets dreamed
    But not a word was spoken
    The church bells all were broken
    And the three men I admire most
    The Father, Son and the Holy Ghost
    They caught the last train for the coast
    The day the music died

    And they were singing
    {Refrain}

    They were singing bye-bye, Miss American Pie
    Drove my chevy to the levee
    But the levee was dry
    Them good old boys were drinking whiskey and rye
    Singin' this'll be the day that I die

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    Since it looks like America is going to war with Sadam soon and because of the protests, I thought I would post this song. It is reminiscent to another time.

    Most people know this song with the cheer done a little differently from Woodstock.


    The Fish Cheer & I-Feel-Like-I'm-Fixin'-To-Die Rag

    Gimme an F!

    F!
    Gimme an I!

    I!
    Gimme an S!

    S!
    Gimme an H!

    H!
    What's that spell ?

    FISH!
    What's that spell ?

    FISH!
    What's that spell ?

    FISH!
    Yeah, come on all of you, big strong men,
    Uncle Sam needs your help again.
    He's got himself in a terrible jam
    Way down yonder in Vietnam
    So put down your books and pick up a gun,
    We're gonna have a whole lotta fun.

    And it's one, two, three,
    What are we fighting for ?
    Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
    Next stop is Vietnam;
    And it's five, six, seven,
    Open up the pearly gates,
    Well there ain't no time to wonder why,
    Whoopee! we're all gonna die.

    Well, come on generals, let's move fast;
    Your big chance has come at last.
    Gotta go out and get those reds —
    The only good commie is the one who's dead
    And you know that peace can only be won
    When we've blown 'em all to kingdom come.

    And it's one, two, three,
    What are we fighting for ?
    Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
    Next stop is Vietnam;
    And it's five, six, seven,
    Open up the pearly gates,
    Well there ain't no time to wonder why
    Whoopee! we're all gonna die.

    Huh!

    Well, come on Wall Street, don't move slow,
    Why man, this is war au-go-go.
    There's plenty good money to be made
    By supplying the Army with the tools of the trade,
    Just hope and pray that if they drop the bomb,
    They drop it on the Viet Cong.

    And it's one, two, three,
    What are we fighting for ?
    Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
    Next stop is Vietnam.
    And it's five, six, seven,
    Open up the pearly gates,
    Well there ain't no time to wonder why
    Whoopee! we're all gonna die.

    Well, come on mothers throughout the land,
    Pack your boys off to Vietnam.
    Come on fathers, don't hesitate,
    Send 'em off before it's too late.
    Be the first one on your block
    To have your boy come home in a box.

    And it's one, two, three
    What are we fighting for ?
    Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
    Next stop is Vietnam.
    And it's five, six, seven,
    Open up the pearly gates,
    Well there ain't no time to wonder why,
    Whoopee! we're all gonna die.
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    mondays installment is coming in now, as im not going to be around to post it in the morning!

    waking up at 6am (ick) to get a weather briefing and fly 3 hours out to alpine, texas. should be a fun trip.

    and now, onto the daily song, the war song above reminded me of that era's hippy music, and without further ado


    And the sign says "long hair freaky people need not apply"
    So I put my hair under my hat and I went in to ask him why
    He said you look like a fine outstanding young man I think you'll do
    So I took off my hat I said "Imagine that Huh Me working for you"

    Signs Signs
    Everywhere there's signs
    Fucking up the scenery
    Breaking my mind
    Do this, don't do that
    Can't you read the sign

    And the sign says "Anybody caught trespassing will be shot on sight"
    So I jumped the fence and I yelled at the house, Hey! What gives you the right
    To put up a fence And keep me out Or to keep Mother Nature in
    If God was here He'd tell it to your face Man You're some kind of sinner

    Signs Signs
    Everywhere there's signs
    Fucking up the scenery
    Breaking my mind
    Do this, don't do that
    Can't you read the sign

    Oh Say now mister Can't you read
    You got to have a shirt and tie to get a seat
    You can't watch No You can't eat You ain't supposed to be here

    And the sign says "You got to have a membership card to get inside" Huh

    And the sign says "Everybody welcome Come in Kneel down and pray"
    But then they passed around a plate at the end of it all
    And I didn't have a penny to pay
    So I got me a pen and paper And I made up my own fucking sign
    I said Thank you Lord for thinking about me I'm alive and doing fine

    Signs Signs
    Everywhere there's signs
    Fucking up the scenery
    Breaking my mind
    Do this, don't do that
    Can't you read the sign

    Signs Signs
    Everywhere there's signs
    Fucking up the scenery
    Breaking my mind
    Do this, don't do that
    Can't you read the sign

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    Originally posted by casey
    Fucking up the scenery
    Hmm...must be a different version than I knew. The one I know goes "Blocking out the scenery"
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