I want to know what the heck is going on...

I've gotten a whole slew of "I've got a problem..." emails about different problems.

There's no common thread, they vary from "Where do I download SEQ" to "It asks for my guardian email address" to "How do I post?"

I do not believe there is a problem, and being as the emails all complain about something different, and appear to stem from the total and utter failure of the people emailing me to READ and COMPREHEND what's on the screen, I can only conclude it's a rampant rash of stupidity or laziness making a run through the userbase.

If you've emailed me with a problem in the last two weeks, I have not responded to you if your question is readily answered here. That's your answer if you've been awaiting an email from me.

READ. SEARCH. Look at what's on your screen and try to divine exactly how you might have come to the screen you are having trouble with, because I guarentee you it's because you've screwed something up, and not a problem with the software.

For the few emails I've received that have had legitimate problems, you know who you are (because you've gotten return emails) from me. For the rest of you that haven't... move along and try again.

Stop. Think. Listen. Good words to live by.